I'm a rebel Tranny

Slip in true

Built for speed

Clutch cylinder too

Try out my crank shaft

Headers, high beams and high heels

Insert all plugs

Jack up your wheels

I'll drain your fluids

Well lubed and oiled

Offer extra-special "features"

Leave you feeling quite soiled

With slip differential,

torque and traction too

I'm revved up and ready

For some action with you

Pristine knobs so plump like my rear

So high performance

Feel me shifting into high gear

Test drive me now

Like a rocket filled with fuel

Spinning like a donut in a puddle of your drool!